TC Presents Interviews with the Kaiju Byrdgang: BWT

BWT is a men of many faces: bouncer, rapper, surveyor of truth and whatever other things haven't been noted yet. However, he is someone who deals with day-to-day issues. And he will be annoyed by them. Or cheer himself by saying "BAAAAAAAAAAAALLIIIIIIIIIIIIN'" outloud. When he's bored. Or receiving a POV blowjob while listening to Joe Budden's "Dumb Out". (Is it Budden or Buddens? Yeah, he's that memorable.)

So, without further bullshit, here's part one of "Interviews with the Kaiju Byrdgang" with BWT. Okay, more bullshit but more interesting (probably not).

BWT: dude i am just kinda chilling trying to talk my friend out of seeing his ex gf
TC: it won't work
BWT: he is all like 'yo i haven't seen her in 2 months i wanna see her'
TC: he'll fuck her again
TC: it's inevitable
BWT: Yeah thats what he wants to do
BWT: faggot
TC: she'll cheat on him again
TC: but he will be tamed by the twat
BWT: LOOOOOOL
TC:it happens
BWT: i know but it is not cool in my book not after the way he treated my man and the fact that i will have to hear him bitch about it for months now
TC: find some new pussay
TC: shit, yo
BWT: this is what i told him to do
TC:common sense
BWT: dude to be honest she ain't nothing special
TC: oh well you didn't fuck her, he did
BWT: lol thats right
TC: ahahaha
TC: Life Lessons starring BWT and Tan
BWT: dude i know some shit
BWT: some not much
BWT: i know enough to never see a bitch again after she moves back in with her ex bf without telling u
BWT: but tanvir let us talk of more important things
BWT: the history of wsx
BWT: did you read the great john barbers report of the marathon?
BWT: he talks as if the show has a future it was soo awesome to read
TC: I did not, sir.
TC: I gave up, unfortunately.
BWT: itso n the observer site
TC: oh, then I'll definitely not read it.
BWT: lool
BWT: why si that
TC: I like just the Meltzer updates but I hate recaps. I'm too old to read anyone elses shit these days.
BWT: i read the raw guy he's not bad
BWT: and justin shapiro when he wrote there
TC: I like the DOI shit cuz it's scummy
TC: Shap's my nigga
TC: the only Jew I like
BWT: hahaha
BWT: well tell him i am a big fan of when he wrote about pro wres things
BWT: everytime i go to doi i feel like i am about to get a virus
TC: ahaha I'll spread the word
TC: an internet version of an STD
BWT: yeah
BWT: they always have like fat indy girl pictures on ads there too
BWT: i am ashamed to read wrestling sites where other people can see
TC: Websites without sleazy indie whores on multiple banners are websites I want nothing to do with
BWT: lool
BWT: the indy wrestling female is like wow soo sleezy
BWT: people talk about the wwe broads being ugly
BWT: indy wrestling girls are worse in a diff way
TC: my boy was in love with Becky Bayless for a night.
BWT: dude i see like 10 becky bayless's a night when i work
TC: I bet
BWT: not that thats a good thing i'm just saying
TC: she did sleep in the same room with Raven when she was 14
BWT: loool
BWT: that is soo funny/sad when i read it
TC: great shit
BWT: yeah man raven
TC: He's the greatest of the scumbags
BWT: lol
TC:which is why I like him
BWT: yeah i mean he was cool a few times
BWT: but most of the time not so cool
BWT: plus smarks love him
TC: Fans are drawn to his antisocial character cuz they
TC: are pretty much the same way
BWT: without the drugs and sex of girls
TC: and with the porn and living with their mom in their late 20's
BWT: lol
BWT: raven did porns?
TC: No, but they're the ones scouring it, not Raven