Friday, February 23, 2007

How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You

Our staff at Testicles Chowdhury have been working frivolously! We sat down today and decided we all were gonna go on Youtube and watch wrestling matches and comment on them. We feel it is imperative that people watch them because we say so. If there is a god, then there should be professional wrestling. And if there is professional wrestling, then there must be a god. Why, you may ask? Well, the Bible talks about the eternal struggle of good having to triumph evil and stuff. Well, yeah. It made a whole lotta sense in our heads a few hours ago.



WAR - Bob Backlund, Jimmy Snuka and Mil Mascaras vs. Perry Saturn, John Kronus and Hector Garza
This match will be memorable because of about two things: Backlund's whiteboy dancing [complete with weird ass shaking, which totally not reminiscent of Destiny Child's "Bootylicious" video] and the crowd just loving Jimmy Snuka. Sure, this is all clipped to Hell and whatnot, but the ending was accomplished - a nice legends/jobbers match with the legends getting the win in the end. The comedy is great, Kronus hits that cool flippy moonsault thing and I just dug it. Best match I watched on the computer in a long time!



Lord Steven Regal vs. Tony Pena
Just a fantastic 3-minute gem of a match with Regal and the unmasked Villano IV bringing it with mat wrestling. We here at TC have always been a fan of Regal's snooty British character. However, we feel that his teeth should have been more wretched in order to garner authenticity from uneducated, loathsome and ignorant wrestling fans like us.




Raven vs. Dr. Death Steve Williams
Just a great spectacle watching Raven and Williams taking big bumps. Really liked how it first started with Raven controlling early with the chair and later going through the table. Williams getting up from two Steviekicks was pretty neat. I really want to see Raven/Gordy again, as it's one match that Raven was really proud of having, since it's considered by some to be Gordy's last great match. Anyhow, we believe that the best matches are the ones that the fans believe in and care about. And they cared about it in the end.

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